Walgreens- Encina, Walnut Creek.
The new policy: no backpacks. Groups of only 2 adolescents.
Yes it does irritate a high percentage of inhabitants. Admittedly, I have a personal account about why it has taken affect; it will forever remain in our hearts. All two of us. Yes. You know who are my dear inspiration.
Sesquipedalian- a lengthy word defined as ‘long word’ Ironic? Possibly.
Currently, a compulsive liar that attends our home of learning, also known as Northgate, the jailhouse without windows, has been spreading “exaderations” about my companions and myself. I phrase it that way since this individual, whom I will now entitle with the wholesome word ‘it’, is incapable of spelling words in a precise manner. Paradigm: when trying to fashion a pugnacious argument, it was purely epic failure. Would you care to decipher an example? Hehe
“Ur scuha a bitchhhh. Y the fuck wuld you put all tihs shit on me??? My grandpa is in the hospitul rite noww & u deside too fukcin blow me off lik this. i dont give a shit baout ur problums. :]] God i still dont know why im talkin to you. i am fucking saying is that i hate you. [[well not hate, thats too mean.]] [[dont care for you anymore?]]”
As ‘it’ would inscribe, LOL. I honestly feel atrocious for needing to quote multiple profanities but it is undoubtedly necessary for ‘it’s’ situation. Our current expedition is to record the historic downfall of ‘it’. People, and I congratulate you gratefully, if you have rejected ‘it’s’ mendacious anecdotes. I shall update you frequently on her spiraling progression. Oxymoron.
Note: Dear friends of mine, this is obviously not you since I haven’t devoted my life to spite against you. :)
In conclusion, I am aware that my skill of impressive sentence-making is far from perfection. Hopefully, with a plethora of practice, I will leave mouths unable to seal. Sorry my dear inspiration if it sounds like I’m mimicking your technique.
Love,
The Oxymormon
